Almost didn`t see him..
i cant??
Look for the leopard..
I would die in the wild
Reblogging this for anyone who everyone who didn’t believe me when I told them the reason leopards have spots is for camoflauge
no fucking way is there a leopard in this picture.
holy fUCK THAT TOOK ME A WHILE TO SPOT BUT YEAH DUDE THERE IS A LEOPARD
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THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
Okay I feel the need to help clarify this, just in case some people are ACTUALLY shocked by it. Yes, it’s a sort of straitjacket, but it doesn’t hurt the baby. It’s not bad for them. My son, who is 8 months now, couldn’t sleep unless he was swaddled, which was to wrap him an restrain both his arms and legs. it put him back in a sort of ‘in the womb’ feeling and he could sleep. At around 3 months, he could sleep with his legs free, but his arms had to be wrapped. Otherwise, he’d wake himself up either by just moving them or whapping himself in the face. Seeing this, I wish I’d known about it as it would have made helping him sleep a lot easier. So, I know how it looks, and I know how it sounds. But this thing is actually a great idea for those babies that take awhile getting used to being in the outside world. This is a thing used to help them sleep and/or calm down. It’s not like they can go back inside the womb when it’s bedtime you know.
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
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slide, children
slide into the deep pits of hell
go sit in the corner
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Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
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Anonymous asked: It disgusts me, as an INTJ, too see somebody who claims to be an INTJ say they believe in a god. Obviously not a rational.
First: It is rational to follow the facts. As I have researched, observed, and reasoned, the facts point to God. If it is within rational thinking, after evaluation of the facts, to believe in the Big Bang and Evolution, logic follows it is also rational, after evaluation of the facts, to believe in God. It is called a choice.
Second: INTJ’s are individuals, which means while we may share similar personality traits, we are not going to utilize them in the same fashion. We are not going to think the same way. We are not going to be the same people.
Third: If that is the sort of thing disgusts you, then I am so sorry for you.
Intelligent: Yes. Just yes. I’ve been told about and praised for my intelligence. So, I won’t crow too much: The facts stand on their own.
Psychopath: Sometimes? I know I have some of the qualities: Pathological lying (which I try to turn into fiction writing instead of, you know, lying to people…all the time…a lot.) Manipulative (oh so very good) cunning (yes…yes) lack of remorse or guilt (depends on the thing, but usually I am really nto sorry) impulsiveness, need to be not bored (oh so EVER true) so…okay, a tiny bit.
No feelings: Not true. I have feelings, I just don’t show them like a freaking nutjob. I keep them to myself and let people who matter to me see them. But if I don’t know you, then yeah…you’re gonna think I’m a robot.
Atheist: No. I believe the facts speak for themselves of a Creator.
Not romantic: Umm…I’m old fashioned on this one? That and my husband isn’t the romantic kind. I’m more sentimental.
Arrogant: *snorts* Um, yeah. Because I’m good at what I do, usually right, etc.
Brutal and direct: I have been told time and again I can be cold and blunt. What is the point of asking my opinion if you don’t want my honest answer? When I lie, it’s to get out of trouble or for fun, not to spare feelings.
Can’t accept opinions: Sure…if you can prove them right. Don’t tell me it’s up and not down unless you got the proof, otherwise your opinion just sounds like ‘meh meh meh meh.’
Manipulate people all the time: Not all the time. When it suits my needs, wants, or whim? And I am very good at it.
Robots in reality: Only if you don’t know me and I don’t feel like trying to be extroverted. My friends and family, at least those I trust, know better.
Antisocial: Yeah. Most people are stupid and not worth my time. Sorry.
Can’t say “I love you”: That…is not a problem for me. I think I say it too much sometimes…
Want to be alone 24/7: More like…20/5. I do need SOME interaction to keep me from being bored. Sex is nice, too.
Can’t smile: Oh, I smile. I smile a lot at work, and my husband is really good at getting me to smile. I would rather not, though; smiling takes a lot out of me believe it or not.
Don’t/can’t care about others: I care about the people who matter to me. It’s hard for me to care about someone I don’t know and feel no connection to. Some things are sad, but…ain’t nothing I can do about it and I don’t know you, you don’t know me…you see where this is going.
Megalomaniacs by their very nature: Yeah….in my head, yeah.
Don’t cry: I don’t cry often. It’s weird.
Cannot/will not fight: Yeah…I talk tough.
Like conflict: I don’t like to fight, but I like conflict. I like debates. I like arguments. And as a writer, I love torturing my characters.
Self-centered: Yeah….I have to work on that.
No regret/remorse: I don’t regret a whole lot. Wish I had done some things different, but…regrets? No point in them.
Appear to be on drugs: Umm….I’ve been asked a few times if I am, so I guess?
Easily bored if not inspired: Story of my life…….
5 The dad’s like, my son is more famous than I’ll ever be in my entire life.
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tai had the sicfic idea that batjohn had an ear infection.
bonus rage batjohn:
don’t even care
fucking cutest. can’t deal. chelsea you are too much
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